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Carry on Nurse from nultygoestopartick 72 days old

In the last couple of weeks I have been going up to the Suffern General in Govan to see a friend of mine who has not been keeping to well. He fell down ...

Wednesdays Funny Story. from nultygoestopartick 72 days old

The other night I went to a Stag Night in Dumbarton with mate of mine. It was his office night out. I soon noticed that I was out of my depth financially, ...

Dove Love from nultygoestopartick 72 days old

I was in the pub yesterday and one of the smokers who is also a fuckin nutter, came in and asked for an empty crisp box. ''What for'' ''there is a pidgeon ...

The Naming Of Royal Children from nultygoestopartick 73 days old

i was told yesterday in the pub by an expert, of whom there are meany in these parts, that there was a laid down method or protocall for the naming of ...

Nulty on Picnic to Partick from nultygoestopartick 78 days old

When I was coming back from town yesterday a woman sat on the seat one down and across from me on the bus. No it wasn't a crossword but I didn't have ...

The Magic Box from nultygoestopartick 80 days old

I was in the pub yesterday after going to the hospital and one of my mates was at the bar, with his face tipping him. ''What's up with your dip'' I said. ...

Innervisions from nultygoestopartick 82 days old

On my stroll through life's ever twisting roads one or two people have attempted to analyse what goes on inside this silver hair covered napper of mine. You ...

A Hard Days Night from nultygoestopartick 83 days old

Last I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my Annie that I would be home by midnight as yoou do! Well, the hours passed and the beer ...

Get Your Hand Aff Ma Diddy..................Now from nultygoestopartick 84 days old

I was just reminiscing back to my early teens and I started wondering was there a class for girls to show them how to move a boys hand off her diddy. As ...

Nulty on The Orient Express from nultygoestopartick 98 days old

I was on the Helensburgh express train from Glasgow yesterday, it stops at Partick and then heads for Moneysburgh. There are are alot of rich people ...