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Kingdong from nultygoestopartick 23 days old
I was in for a swim in the sea this morning and nearly every guy that was in for a dip had a watch on. I have never really understood this phenomenon. ...
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Dove Love from nultygoestopartick 59 days old
I was in the pub yesterday and one of the smokers who is also a fuckin nutter, came in and asked for an empty crisp box. ''What for'' ''there is a pidgeon ...
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Nulty Inspired by Brokendownangels Last Post from nultygoestopartick 68 days old
On the subject of female masturbation. Sure it's fine, equal rights there no problem, I used to have a girl friend who liked to ''scratch it'' but I ...
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Nulty on Grinding Teeth from nultygoestopartick 72 days old
Don't you think that grinding teeth make a much more relaxed bubbley noise when in a jar of sterident. Just chill out, watch the bubbles dancing and ...
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Nulty on The Orient Express from nultygoestopartick 85 days old
I was on the Helensburgh express train from Glasgow yesterday, it stops at Partick and then heads for Moneysburgh. There are are alot of rich people ...
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Lembit Opik from nultygoestopartick 95 days old
I have always thought Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik a bit of an arsehole but cheeky or otherwise he does seem to get the girls. Now imagine you came into a ...
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Things That Annoy Me from nultygoestopartick 106 days old
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pae, where the feck is yours? Do I point at my balls when I ask ...
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The Open Championship At Turnberry from nultygoestopartick 114 days old
I am just sitting here watching the open on the telly and I noticed some funny remarks being made. He has got a twelve incher for a birdie: Lucky him You ...
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Nulty on The Bookies from nultygoestopartick 115 days old
I won £20 in the bookies yesterday so to night I am going to party like its £19.99
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Hanky Panky from nultygoestopartick 121 days old
I was board out of my head and for some reason I got to thinking of the fifties style holidays to the seaside.The picture I got was the moustached man ...
