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Friday Morning Smiler from nultygoestopartick 62 days old
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm ...
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Desperate, Just Got To Have It.......Something Anything from nultygoestopartick 72 days old
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist ...
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Monday Morning Smileer from nultygoestopartick 73 days old
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ...
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Nulty on Toilet Funny from nultygoestopartick 73 days old
Two old guys were in the pub one friday morning.One of them noticed something funny about the others ear. He said, "Joe did you know you've got a suppository ...
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Michael Jackson from nultygoestopartick 75 days old
Look at his feet it looks as though the clan got a hold of him and strung him up.
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Plane and Simple from nultygoestopartick 76 days old
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by ...
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Nulty on The Rules of lLfe from nultygoestopartick 78 days old
Tread gently on anyone who looks talks out the side of their mouth. Have lots of long lie-ins. Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear ...
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Nulty on Horserace Commentary from nultygoestopartick 119 days old
There was a strange race at Hamilton Park last week The commentary went something like this And they are off, Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey ...
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Nulty on One I heard At The week End from nultygoestopartick 122 days old
This guy is sitting reading his Racing Post when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. What was that for?' he cries That ...
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Twins from nultygoestopartick 126 days old
A Glasgow woman had surrogate twins. One of them went to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". ...
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