I was in for a swim in the sea this morning and nearly every guy that was in for a dip had a watch on.
I have never really understood this phenomenon. When I was wee if I washed my hands with my Timex on never mind going in to the bath My arse would have been red raw................do you know how much that cost.

Yet everyone seems to do it. Surely you don't need to know the time every two minutes just look up at the sun for fuck sake.
I'm srarting to think that watches are the swimmers motor you know the bigger the watch the bigger the dong sort of thing.
I was thinking of tie wrapping a Sky dish to my arm to morrow

Then I can have a new blog Kingdonggoestopartick