I am just sitting here watching the open on the telly and I noticed some funny remarks being made.

He has got a twelve incher for a birdie: Lucky him

You must avoid the big black bush on this hole if you go in there you will never get out.

It all depends which side of the hump he is lying on, as to how good a view of the hole he gets.

If he aims six feet to the left the wind from the back will bring it into the hole.