I bumped my knee on Friday, No I wasn't, well a couple of pints. Anyway on Sunday morning my knee was like a balloon and to day it is almost back to normal.
What I was wondering was where does the swelling go it go after the fairy taps it with her wond? It is not as though I have a wee willy on my ankle where it drains off or a wee lady between my toes. I have an awful feeling it lodges in a man's belly and a woman's arse.

Oh and while I'm at it when I was wee if I bumped my head my mum put a penny on it held on with a hanky and the pain went away what is the present day equivalent.