I was late for work and the gaffer was raging. He asked me why I was late
I don't know why or where it came from but i told him i was running for a bus and a dog chased me bit the arse out my trousers so I had to go back and change them.
Well he started giggling and he couldn't stop he said I'm never asking you for an excuse again.
What is the best excuse you have made up?
Benjamy
was a unrepentant late person, got in late , apologised simply with sorry im late, response so why you late, reponse because i didnt get in on time, then it got silly, boss said he was docking half an hours time, as i was only ten minutes late, i went back out to the shop for some cigarettes didnt go down well !!!
best excuse i have made was for an impromptu night out where the excuse was
Johns' milkmans nieghbours dog has died, as hes an irish setter they are throwing a wake so i will be a bit late back