Two guys from Porthleven had been having a night out on the piss in Penzance.
They stayed a bit longer than expected and missed the last bus home.
So they decided to go along to the bus depot and take a bus to get back to Porthleven.
One said he would stand guard outside, while his mate went in the garage to nick a bus.
After about half an hour outside, listening to his mate manouevring buses around inside, he went in to see what was going on.
"What the fuck are you doing Jan?" he asks "you've been fucking about in here for half an hour now!"
"I can't help it" says Jan, "the fucking bus to Porthleven is right at the fucking back!"
Get a double decker Nick wants a smoke
