I am going for a hair cut to day but to brighten it up a we bit i think i will go for a drink first, then I will be ready for the interrogation.
It will go something like this.
Are you going out to night? Yes I am going to get my dog put down.
What about to morrow? Oh I've got a funeral to go to in the morning then in the afternoon I've to go to the hospital.
Are you visiting someone ? no i'm going to get my colostomy bag fitted.
what kind of bag is that? it's a bag that holds piss and stuff.
What kind of stuff? pissy shitey stuff.
oooooooooh, a never knew that.
Is your wife going with you to the hospital with you? Naw shes going to the dentists.
What for, her teeth. I think so.
What about the holidays are you going anywhere?Naw, just at home the air pressure plays havoc with the bag I'm told, pish every where.
Well thats you done, that's that.
How does that look? fine, fine, see you next time, keep the change, bye...........oh and good luck at the hospital
