I am just out of the dentists and my mouth is like one of those Amizon natives that Sting brought over in the 1980's, you know the ones with the CD in their bottom lip.
 
I was laughing once again at the notice on the wall ''Gift Vouchers'' I mean who would you give a gift  voucher from a dentist to?.......... you would be cheaper getting a voodoo doll and a pin.

And why is it that they say this MIGHT hurt a wee bit tell the truth guys take a tip from the pilots and tell us to put our seat belts on.

when I got on to the bus they guy said where to I said Artick, we don't go to Artick we go to Partick, Artick  swot I taid ya tunt.
Anyway I hame noo