I was testing the children in my local
Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my
car, had a big garage sale and gave all my
money to the church,
would that get me into Heaven ?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden, and kept everything neat and
tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was
starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was
kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
children,
and loved my wife would that get me into
Heaven?' I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just
bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into
Heaven?'

A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,

'YOU'VE GOT TAE BE FUCKIN' DEID'