A women goes to her doctors and tells him that her husband will not have sex with her anymore. The doctor tells her not to worry, he has a solution to her problem. The doctor says to the woman I am prescribing Viagra to him slip one pill in his drink at dinner and you will have the best sex ever . Then the doctor strongly advises the women not to put more then one pill in his drink. So the woman goes home and cooks a huge feast for her family and makes sure to put only one pill in her husband's glass. That night they had great sex.
The wife being so pleased with the sex from the night before decides to put two pills in her husbands drink. The sex that night was better then the night before.
The next night the woman says to hell with it and puts the remaining pills from the bottle in her husbands drink.
The next week the doctor calls and the son answer the phone. The doctor says to the son how is your mother doing I have not heard from her for a while.
The son replies to the doctor. "My mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my arse hurts, and my fathers outside screaming here kitty kitty kitty."
