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Posts archive for: 25 May, 2008
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Nulty on Sundays Joke
@ 2008-05-25 – 10:04:39
This Indian bloke walks into this supermarket and ask the attendant what kind of toilet paper they have for sale. The attendant shows him three brands. The first brand is called Kleenex and costs two pounds for two rolls, the second brand is Sorbent and costs one pound for two rolls and the third brand is a no name brand and costs fifty pence for five rolls.
The Indian says, "five rolls for fifty pence, that is cheap - think of the vindaloos I can have."
So the Indian buys the no name toilet paper and leaves. The next day he returns to the store and finds the attendant and says to him, "I still have got four toilet rolls left, but I have found a name for your toilet roll."
The attendant looked confused when he said that and asked him to explain.
The Indian says, "you should call it John Wayne toilet paper!"
The attendant said, "why John Wayne?"
And the Indian replies, "because John Wayne was rough and he was hardas fuck and he took no shit off Indians I"
