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The airline companies are ready to hike up the price of carrying luggage because of the increase in aviation fuel.
This rise in the cost of carrying cases is a nonsence .  If the cost of fuel goes up  fine,  add it on to the price of the flight. but these surcharges are a con in the price war that is going on .
It will soon be cheaper to go on holiday with no baggage and buy clothes  when you get there or if you go to the same resort, to buy some storage and leave your clothes and odds and ends there.

All this palava take the fun out of travel.

Bonnie Prince Charlie was the only member of the royal family to be called after three sheep dogs.

Three guys are talking in a pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives.

 The third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
 
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

 '' I told him toget out from under the bed and fight like a man!''

What is the Queens problem with her picture being in Hello, her face is on every envelope in the country but no complaint from her.
If I want to read look through Hello I will by it.
If I want to post a letter I've got to lick the back of her napper. Me thinks I have more grounds for complaint than her!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ceqU9IPDEnU

I generally don't do videos but this is funny.

I read ''Chelsea Flower Show, Exclusive.''
 in one of the tabloid news papers.

I thought ''oh not another Sloane Ranger flashing her touche.''

I remember years ago one of the men I represented filled in a self certificate sickness form in a one word answer- Sick. The form was sent back to him with a note saying more detail  required.

The personnel manager sent for me saying Mick I am not having this, he had added to the word sick in brackets involuntary emptying of the stomach, you silly little man.

On May 20th, a free vote in the UK parliament declared that fertility clinics needn't consider fathers as playing an essential or supportive role in a child’s upbringing. The vote, aimed at making it easier for single women  to use fertility clinics, has been criticised by many as worsening the “responsible parenting crisis” that is plaguing the UK.

This event also raises issues concerning the capacity of single fathers to raise children when compared to their female counterparts. Are men becoming an “unessential” aspect of a child’s life, bringing into question the basic abilities of thousands of single fathers to raise their kids.
Do children need mothers more than fathers?
Are single mothers inherently better at raising kids than single fathers?

A randy Glasgow patter merchant boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies:

"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Bald Eagle Browniski,"