It is not a bad day up here, so to hell with it, I'm off to Ayr races.
Rags or riches, who knows............
We will find out soon enough.
Posts archive for: 21 May, 2008
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Nulty on Rags or Riches
@ 2008-05-21 – 10:21:27
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nulty on Wednesday's joke
@ 2008-05-21 – 10:00:26
A Glasgow cabbie picks up a Nun in his cab.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds,'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
Number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!''OK' the nun says.'Pull into the next alley.'he nun full fills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a whore blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun,'Why are you crying?''Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Protestant.'
The nun says,
'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party'
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Nulty on TommyBurns RIP
@ 2008-05-21 – 09:28:14
The funeral of Tommy Burns took place in Glasgow yesterday.
Tommy was a player, coach and manager of Celtic FC.His funeral was attended by the great and the good of Scottish football and a crowd of thirty thousand Celtic and Rangers supporters gathered at Celtic Park to pay their respects as the cortege passed by.
The coffin was carried by ex Celtic players George McCluskey, Peter Grant, Danny McGrain, Pat Bonnar and the Rangers management team of Walter Smith and Ally McCoist.
The rivalry and the religious divide were forgotten at least for a day.
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Nulty on a Joke for Boardrich's Birthday
@ 2008-05-21 – 07:39:33
An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break -- strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest, but both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill looked at him for a moment and said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
Have a great day mate.
