Following a works night out the boss brought the men back to show off his new batchelor flat.
After the grand tour, the visitors where rather perplexed by
the large copper and a gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's the speaking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an
ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
"For fucks sake, it's half past to two in the morning!!"
Posts archive for: 2 May, 2008
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Nulty On Fridays Joke.
@ 2008-05-02 – 14:43:35
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Nulty on New Cards
@ 2008-05-02 – 13:33:51
The task this week was on the Apprentice was New Cards.
How about Neighbourly Cards?
Like: Wash Your Windows You Clatty Pig.
Congratulations on Your New Laminate Floor, If You Drop the Remote Once More I Will Shoot You.
Could You Please Carry Out Your Arguments At The Same Pitch Throughout
As I Want To Hear it All Or Not At All
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Nulty on Last Night at headway.org.uk
@ 2008-05-02 – 12:45:47
I went to a fund raiser last night for a charity called Headway, it is a charity run for people affected by Acquired Brain Injury. My brother Stephen had a Subarachnoid Hemorrhage in September last year and is supported by this organisation.
The main support he is given by Headway is via a self help group BRIDGE
: Brain Injury Discussion Group for Everyone.He attends meetings with others who have similar injuries and they discuss the problems they have, their experiences, the changes to there lives and that of their families.
They also support the families of those affected and give advice to them and provide them with a forum to talk to other ''carers''It was an eye opener for me, it is one of those charities that you never hear of until someone close to you is offered help by them.
I'm sure the most of you will have come across one of these types of small charities at some point and seen at first hand the magnificent work that they do.The night was a success as not only did it raise a few bob but it enlightened the rest of us of what they are trying to achieve.
The main reason for this post was to thank those who organised the night, so Stephen, I know you read this blog, pass on my best regards to them.
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Nulty On Friday the Thirteenth
@ 2008-05-02 – 11:51:02
I woke up this morning put on the news:
Rangers in the Euefa Cup Final.
Labour hammered in the elections down south.
Checked my horses, still running.
Lucky white heather anyone?
Are you sure it's not Friday the 13thPoor me!
