I must admit I am overweight but I had to laugh when I read that upto a million men in this country are obesse and don't know it, well slap my arse and call me Hupty Dumpty.

Here are a couple of clues guys,
If your wife can't see any of East Enders on the wide screen telly when you are passing buy it, well just maybe.

If  your measurements 36,36,36 for your arm neck and thigh you probably are.

And if you can't see your tadger because your belly is in the way you are.
As they say you can't have your cake and eat it.