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Posts archive for: 18 May, 2008
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A wee Sunday Joke
@ 2008-05-18 – 15:55:45
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Nulty on Female hormones in beer
@ 2008-05-18 – 15:45:55
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight.4) Talked excessively without making sense.5) Became overly emotional.6) Couldn't drive.7) Failed to think rationally.8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
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Nulty on Old Nicks Pics
@ 2008-05-18 – 15:14:30
Seeing Nicks pictures of the ''blogmeet'' was great .
Nice to see what Jaco, Notbob and China look like (i noticed the cider Notbob)I wish I could have made it, I was only a few miles away up at Tuffnell Park.
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Nulty on Fat Men
@ 2008-05-18 – 14:53:23
I must admit I am overweight but I had to laugh when I read that upto a million men in this country are obesse and don't know it, well slap my arse and call me Hupty Dumpty.
Here are a couple of clues guys,
If your wife can't see any of East Enders on the wide screen telly when you are passing buy it, well just maybe.If your measurements 36,36,36 for your arm neck and thigh you probably are.
And if you can't see your tadger because your belly is in the way you are.
As they say you can't have your cake and eat it.
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Nulty On Rangers Telly Addicts
@ 2008-05-18 – 14:39:27
Rangers supporters must be big ''tellyfans''
200,000 of them went to Manchester to see Blankity Blank
