by nultygoestopartick
@ 2008-04-15 - 12:04:17
As I was sitting listning to the babbels of the trolly dolly on the plane, I thought to my self why don't they ask if you have any questions?
How can I get a life jacket out that I can't see when I can't get my packet of crisps from off the floor and I can see them.
Do you have spare whistles?
Why not give us a whistle each to put in our pockets they won't take up much room?
I am sorry could you show me how to tie that knot again.
What do you do with your drink when putting on the life jacket.
What do you do if someone foolishly panics?
Why don't all the fat people sit at the window seats for faster evaquation
I am sure there would be hundreds more, got any?
2008-04-15 @ 14:23