• The Walk

    The Orange Walk was on in Glasgow on Saturday for those of you who don't know The Walk is an annual procession that takes place on the Saturday two weeks before the big Walk in Belfast.

    It is basically an anti catholic demonstration that takes place all over the city to one of the city parks and is followed by drink filled nut cases.
    No surprise then that there is normally trouble all over the city when they meander back to from where they came.

    Yesterday a friend of mine who was at the Eagles concert at Hampden Park told me that on his way home from the concert he was challenged by a group of drunken anti catholic protesters '' your a fucken priest, ah know you your on the telly ya fenian bastard''

    My mate plays the part of a priest in a Scottish soap, had to start plying his trade rather smartly, in his best Northern Irish accent ''no not me pal I'm the same as your self, just over from Belfast for the Walk'' after shaking hands with his new best friend he made his way home.

  • Nulty on Question Time

    If The Prime Minister had question time on here, what would you ask him?
    The question I would ask him is, do you have a lucky number?

    The second question would be why don't you use it?

  • The Buzz

    I heard this the other day and loved it.

    The economy is that bad that women have started marrying for love again.

  • Nulty On Kids Play...... Re Palmy's Post

    When I was young during the summer holidays we would be out playing all the time and if we done something bad we were kept in.
    Nowadays they are sent out to play when they are bad.(Nulty shakes his heid)

  • The First Football International

    hammy

    The first international football match match was played in Scotland on a cricket ground. at Hamilton Crescent, the West of Scotland Cricket Ground in Partick, Glasgow.

    Prior to the first official meeting, there had been several unofficial international matches played between the countries at the behest of the English Football Association. Such was their enthusiasm for these fixtures they arranged the venue, the officials, the selection of the English side and, incredibly, the selection of the Scottish side. For these matches, the "Scotland" team was assembled from players in and around London who had Scottish connections.

    In 1872 League Championships had yet to begin in either country. The FA Cup tournament had completed its inaugural running in England and the Scottish competition would start the following year. For the match on 30 November 1872, St Andrew's Day, the Scotland players were all selected from Queen's Park, the leading Scottish Club of its day. This was not the original intention but the Scots were unable to obtain the services of two countrymen who had competed in the FA Cup final. Arthur F Kinnaird of the Wanderers and Lt Henry Waugh Renny-Tailyour of the Royal Engineers would have to wait until 1873 to play for their country.

    While Scotland was eventually represented by eleven men drawn from the Queen's Park club, England played the match with players from nine different sources selected by Charles Alcock the English Football Association Secretary and captain of the FA Cup winning Wanderers. Alcock, who was the driving force behind the unofficial matches, was unable to play in the first official meeting due to injury but he participated by running the line.

    Three England players came from Oxford University but only Reginald Welch played from the successful Wanderers side. Scotland wore dark blue shirts, the then colour of Queen's Park, with a single lion crest badge attached. England, in white, had the badge of the three lions on their shirts.

    The crowd who gathered to watch the match numbered 4,000 and they paid an entry fee of a shilling, the same price charged by the English Football Association for the first FA Cup final. They endured a twenty-minute delay to the scheduled 2pm kick-off but then settled to watch the contest in the relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere that would accompany the fixture for over one hundred years before the wrong shade of partisan behaviour started to creep in during the 1970s.

    The atmosphere worked its way onto the pitch and the game was conducted in a friendly manner (the introduction of shin pads to the game was still two years away) and there were few contentious decisions for the Scottish referee to make.

    On a pitch that was heavy due to the rain that had watered Glasgow over the previous three days, the smaller and lighter Scottish side pushed their English counterparts hard. The advantage that the Scots had with their team being drawn from Queen's Park was negated by the way that the English team came together, dispelling fears that their unfamiliarity of playing alongside each other would be an issue.

    The crowd, whilst witnessing the first official meeting between the countries, were denied the pleasure of the first goal. That would come the following year at the Oval when England enjoyed a 4-2 victory over the travelling Scots. The next time that Scotland and England would meet without generating a goal was 1970 at Hampden Park.

    The Scottish captain, Bob Gardner, who would play a further four times against England and lose only once, had been responsible for team selection. The future Scottish Football Association president had that year made the switch from forward to goalkeeper. He kept goal for his country for the whole match unlike his English counterpart, Robert Barker, who decided to join the action outfield when he switched with William Maynard.

    In an age when playing with six or seven forward players was normal, the team selection of Bob Gardner almost paid off as Scotland came closest to victory. In the final stages of the match Robert Leckie sent in a shot that landed on top of the tape that was strung between the two posts to represent the crossbar. It was as near as either side would come and the match yielded no goals but it was the start of a rivalry that continues to generate passion when the countries meet.

    Scotland: Bob Gardner, William Ker, Joseph Taylor, James Thompson, James Smith, Robert Smith, Robert Leckie, Alexander Rhind, William Muir MacKinnon, Jamie Weir, David Wotherspoon (all Queen's Park)

    England: Robert Barker (Hertfordshire Rangers), Ernest Greenhalgh (Notts County), Reginald Welch (Wanderers), Frederick Chappell (Oxford University), William John Maynard (1st Surrey Rifles), John Brockbank (Cambridge University), Charles Clegg (Sheffield Wednesday), Arnold Kirke Smith (Oxford University), Cuthbert Ottaway (Oxford University/Old Etonians), Charles John Chenery (Crystal Palace), Charles John Morice (Barnes

    There is a nice wee bar at the bottom of the road, Stumps.....ask for NULTY

  • Nulty on Only An Excuse

    I was late for work and the gaffer was raging. He asked me why I was late
    I don't know why or where it came from but i told him i was running for a bus and a dog chased me bit the arse out my trousers so I had to go back and change them.

    Well he started giggling and he couldn't stop he said I'm never asking you for an excuse again.

    What is the best excuse you have made up?

  • Nulty on Questions

    God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.'

    Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?'

    God said, 'Go down Into that valley.'Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

    God explained it to Him. Then God said,'Cross the river.'

    Adam said, 'What's a River?'God explained that To him, and then said,
    'Go over to the hill....' Adam said, 'What is a Hill?'

    So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, 'On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'After God explained,He said, 'In the cave
    You will find a woman.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'So God explained That to him, too.

    Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.'Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

    God said ''oh for feck sake''

    And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well.

    So, Adam goes down Into the valley, Across the river, and over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the woman.

    Then, in about five minutes, he was back.God's patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it Now? Adam said....

    'What's a headache?

  • Nulty on A Good Day

    I was out and about yesterday I had a ball.
    I put a fiver on a horse it won at 8/! then I had a tenner on a 17/2 it won, then a fiver a 15/2 then a tenner at7/2 then score at 13/8 and a tenner double on the last two £300 quid, not a bad days work.
    I came home pissed and gave Annie half, so I'm not that bad. No bouncey, bouncey though!

  • Nulty on What Makes A Good Friend

    What makes a good friend?........ if I'm honest, necessity mostly we make friends because we like to at work in the pub on here...............but if your lucky and I have been, someone who is smilar in thought, word and charachter. In that way we don't expect anything we wouldn't do our selves and niether do they.

    What do you think?

  • Super Kilty

    I am Super Kilt the Scottish super hero who landed on Loch Lomond from the planet Blog.
    If you look up my kilt and catch me wearing ballhiders you will be granted three wishes.

    What your whishes be?

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